While eating dinner

CORA: *looks at mommy* What you doing?

MOMMY: What do you think I’m doing?

CORA: Eating. Ask me.

MOMMY: What are you doing?

CORA: Eating. Hey daddy, what you doing?

DADDY: Eating. What are you doing?

CORA: You bad daddy.

DADDY: What did I do?

CORA: You hit me.

DADDY: Oh I did? Where’d I hit you?

CORA: In the face. You bad daddy, you don’t eat anymore.

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