RORY: I know what I’m going to wear on tacky mismatch clothes day.
MOM: What? *expects elaborate plan of crazy clothes*
RORY: One pink sock and one purple one.
CORA: I like it when daddy pick me up yesterday.
MOM: Oh yeah? Was it more fun than me?
CORA: We touched a bird.
MOM: You touched a bird with daddy yesterday?
CORA: No we hit it with our car! Back there in our car.
MOM: We didn’t hit a bird.
CORA: Yes we did. It’s dead now…It’s dead.